Should we invite your pants to come on down? My love is like a fractal, it goes on forever. If you were an equation my love for you would have no limit. If 4 plus 4 equals 8, then you plus me equals fate. If you were a graphing calculator, then I could look at your curves all day long. Maybe you are in math class with someone or maybe you just take pride in being a little bit of a nerd. You be the numerator and I will be the denominator, so both of us can reduce to the simplest form. By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

NÃ¤chsterCan I explore your mean value? I'll be the one over your cosx an baby, we can have secx! If you and I were two objects of Set Theory, then where would we intersect? How can I know 20 digits of Î â€¦ And not know the 10 digits of your phone number? Asymptote Hey cutie, nice asymptote! If I were an integral than I would fill you up. My love is like a fractalâ€¦ It goes on forever! If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us? If we distribute our love, we can be together forever. Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you? You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus. I was wondering, because I see myself in the area beneath your curves. I heard that you are good at math, because your legs are always divided. You Would Be My Asymptote If I were a function, you would be my asymptote â€” I always tend towards you. Baby i just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but ur sooo hot my screen melted The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting.

NÃ¤chsterI would like to be an integral, so I can be the area under your curves. You sit on my face, and I guess how much you weigh. Cause I saw you checking out my package. If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we would make one. XtraMath requires at least Internet Explorer 11, Safari 8, Chrome 28, or Firefox 28.

NÃ¤chsterI will be the one to take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. I would really like to bisect your angle. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass? Your hottness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero. Is geometry your favorite subject? Turn to QuoteReel any time you are looking for inspiration, fun, or words of wisdom. Girl, my love for you is like the decimals of pi, never ending.

NÃ¤chsterSince distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you. If you do not believe me, give me yours and I will show you what I can do with it. I am really long and I go on forever. Cause I want to bury my nuts in you. If you were a shape you would be a square because you have all the right angles. I hope you know set theory because I would love to intersect and union you.

NÃ¤chsterBefore I root you, I have to know: are you over 18? You can learn more about us on our page, or send us a message on our page. I am hot, wet and ready for visitors. I not good at algebra but you and I together make 69! My love for you is like pi, it's never-ending. Your beauty is never ending, like pi. Your body is like a hyperbola. How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number? I never become emotionally involved; everything is just physical.

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